Return of The Grumpy Old Women - Fifty Shades Of Beige
Returning after a critically acclaimed, total sell-out spring 2015 tour the Grumpies are back to knock some sense into the nation. Perrier Award-winning comedian, writer and original star of Grumpy Old Women Jenny Eclair will be joined by fellow recruits Susie Blake (Mrs Brown's Boys BBC One, Coronation Street, ITV1) and actress and singer Kate Robbins (Where The Heart Is ITV1, Casualty BBC One).
This jam-packed spanking new show includes... learning the art of 'Grumpy Grooming', the joy of large pants, a free nagging master class (how to get your own way without him even noticing), beards for women, which style will suit you? Complimentary Anger Management workshop, middle-aged drinking: the rules, navigating the smorgasbord of worry, voluntary euthanasia vs. retirement, how to customise an unwanted pole dancing kit and a mercifully brief Zumba demonstration. All this and more!
Come and bask in an orgy of fury and big laughs in this glorious live version of the hit TV show.
"Expect a party" **** The Times
“jaw-dropping one-liners” The Stage
As well as tickets to the show the lucky winner will also enjoy a night of luxury at The Petersham Hotel. The hotel is enviably perched on the side of Richmond Hill, overlooking the famous bend in the River Thames. The stunning four star Victorian property offers elegant bedrooms and fine dining and is the perfect place to enjoy the art of hospitality.